Your grandmother invented clickbait, and you fell for it

Were you ever 10 years old or so and was so bored that you decided to check for snacks in like every cupboard and drawer you could reach? You've probably seen one of these before:

image of a cookie tin

You think for a few seconds... should I? Should I not? What If I get caught snacking on some cookie wookies without permission... and then you open it... and it's not cookies... it's not even food related... it's sewing equipment... Why... What am I... Who am I... Why am I...

And then you do the tidy of shame... putting everything how you saw it, with no tasty treat... the effort put in for no reward...

A victim of grandma clickbait? Send me an email!

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